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Dear Craig Bierko:
This is kind of like that. Still, we have to admit that we feel a little responsible here, because honestly, we had no idea. Mainly because, well, you just haven’t spent enough time with us! And you’ve been so quiet, and not in that darkly mysterious manner that is intriguing because it’s slightly dangerous and even a little bit sexy, but more like a shy, quiet stare that is maybe making us a bit uncomfortable.
But it doesn’t have to be this way! We can totally be friends, even if we can’t promise we’ll ever be ready to take it to the next level. Maybe let’s just start with a few posts, and see how it goes from there, OK? Or even email, mark@tumblr.com
Love, T
If you follow us on Twitter, you know that Easy to Assemble co-star Craig Bierko is one of our absolute favorites:
He does celebrity tweetathons to raise money for Children’s Hospitals. He regularly shines the spotlight on the ridiculously talented Betty Buckley. He shouts us out every once in a while. In short, we love him.
And WE HAD NO IDEA he and Tumblr were not getting along. Obviously, we love Tumblr. We feel like that girl in junior high whose best friend from camp has suddenly moved to our town and our school best friend doesn’t like our camp best friend and it’s weird, guys. Look: You have so much in common! We could all go to the mall then you’d see how much fun it is to hang out together! You’re both so pretty!
Wait, so you agree you’re pretty?