Chris Rock is the only person who is awake at the Oscars.
Hey Matt, I got your answer: A has-been.
Pour one for my homie: The Dictator spreads Kim Jong Il’s ashes on the red carpet (and all over Seabiscuit). [via]
Woman in Comedy: A really scary thing happened to me last night at a comedy show.
gabydunn:
Part of me thinks it’s too soon to be writing about this because I don’t think...
Did you know that YouTube people say “links in a sidebar” a lot? Well, now you do. Boy, do you ever.
FUN FACT: Did you notice how, about 40 seconds into this video, “links in...
If y’all ever wanted to know what Lil’ Tori was like…