Course I talk to snakes. Fucking of course. I’ll talk to a snake anytime. Morning time. Dinner time. Always talking to snakes. Know why I didn’t tell you? None of your fucking business is why I never. None of your business, Herminone. Herrrrrrrman. Hermes.

Drunk Harry Potter, by Mallory Ortberg for Slacktory (via slacktory)

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