We were PIED!!!

@jetemple sent us PIEEEEEEE!!!  For being his 100th follower on Twitter.  Amazing chocolate chip pie that was SOOOO good.  He is officially our favorite person we follow on Twitter, sorry Kim Kardashian.  Getting pied is, like, the opposite of getting Iced because it brings nothing but joy to everyone and there is zero chance of alcohol poisoning.

You thought we were going to say we were iced, didn’t you?  Hell to the no.  If we drink malt liquor, we drink King Cobra and keep that shit real, ya heard?