Top 10 Things We’d Like To See Happen On “Jersey Shore Goes To Italy” A guest appearance by Roberto Benigni. They all start calling each other “Paisan.” There is no local Italian colloquialism for “The Situation,” causing The Situation to undergo an existential crisis. JWoww gets elected to the Italian Senate. Deena tries to ride a moped but her feet can’t touch the ground.(*This might actually happen.) Vinny falls in love with a local girl and it all goes well until one day she wants to surprise him with her driving skills and, unbeknownst to them, the car is rigged with explosives that detonate as soon as she starts the engine. Ronnie becomes obsessed with the history of gladiators and purchases a chariot and horses. Sammi mopes around after Ronnie and everyone hates her. (*This, too, might actually happen.) Pauly gets deep into the Euro underground DJ scene and starts correcting everyone’s pronunciation of Ibiza to “Ee-beeth-a.”  Snooki stuns everyone by revealing herself still a (technical) virgin when, in May, the locals choose her as “the pious girl who brings a crown of roses to The Virgin Mary Statue in the town square.”

Top 10 Things We’d Like To See Happen On “Jersey Shore Goes To Italy”

  1. A guest appearance by Roberto Benigni.
  2. They all start calling each other “Paisan.”
  3. There is no local Italian colloquialism for “The Situation,” causing The Situation to undergo an existential crisis.
  4. JWoww gets elected to the Italian Senate.
  5. Deena tries to ride a moped but her feet can’t touch the ground.(*This might actually happen.)
  6. Vinny falls in love with a local girl and it all goes well until one day she wants to surprise him with her driving skills and, unbeknownst to them, the car is rigged with explosives that detonate as soon as she starts the engine.
  7. Ronnie becomes obsessed with the history of gladiators and purchases a chariot and horses.
  8. Sammi mopes around after Ronnie and everyone hates her. (*This, too, might actually happen.)
  9. Pauly gets deep into the Euro underground DJ scene and starts correcting everyone’s pronunciation of Ibiza to “Ee-beeth-a.” 
  10. Snooki stuns everyone by revealing herself still a (technical) virgin when, in May, the locals choose her as “the pious girl who brings a crown of roses to The Virgin Mary Statue in the town square.”
Could this be you? We’re almost done casting our next web series, but we need one more guido or guidette who already lives near Miami.  Seriously.  We need a Jersey Shore SUPERFAN in Miami.  If you are a Jersey Shore superfan whose life motto is “GTL” we need you to contact our casting director right away at jpinardo@mac.com

Could this be you?

We’re almost done casting our next web series, but we need one more guido or guidette who already lives near Miami.  Seriously. 

We need a Jersey Shore SUPERFAN in Miami.  If you are a Jersey Shore superfan whose life motto is “GTL” we need you to contact our casting director right away at jpinardo@mac.com