To-Do Before The End of Your Day:
Australia!  Mark Malkoff will be appearing on The Morning Show on 7 in just a couple of hours!
Community will do a "Twittersode" before their season premiere on Thursday night!  We’re not sure we like the word “Twittersode,” but we like Community, so, okay, we’re in!
Will Forte will return to How I Met Your Mother.  We guess we will have to start watching that show.
Finally, every once in a while we do searches for our name, “My Damn Channel.”  We like ourselves, what can we say?  We went to Openbook, to see if we made anyone’s recent Facebook status update.  We gotta, say: "WE LIKE THESE TWO."  Make sure you click through for the hi-rez screencap!

To-Do Before The End of Your Day:

To-Do Before The End of Your Day:
Grace was in Mexico!  Now she’s not.  We bet she’s bummed.  
We are going to to a LIVE VIDEO CHAT with Harry Shearer THIS FRIDAY about The Big Uneasy.  MyDamnChannel.com/HarryLive at 12pm Eastern.  Set your calendar alerts now.
Keanu Reeves has decided what will make him happy: A new Bill & Ted movie.
Finally, we’ve had Tumblr issues all freaking day.  So… we figured if the Tumblr error message is all we can see, it’s what we’ll share with you.

To-Do Before The End of Your Day:

  • Grace was in Mexico!  Now she’s not.  We bet she’s bummed.  
  • We are going to to a LIVE VIDEO CHAT with Harry Shearer THIS FRIDAY about The Big Uneasy.  MyDamnChannel.com/HarryLive at 12pm Eastern.  Set your calendar alerts now.
  • Keanu Reeves has decided what will make him happy: A new Bill & Ted movie.
  • Finally, we’ve had Tumblr issues all freaking day.  So… we figured if the Tumblr error message is all we can see, it’s what we’ll share with you.

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To-Do Before The End of Your Day:
If you’re in Los Angeles, head on down to the Hive Gallery to see a FREE screening of My Damn Channel presents The Room, Alfred Hitchcock’s Rear Window and to meet The Room creator Anaïs Godard in person.
We need only a few more Facebook fans to hit the big 3000!  Will it be you?  Can it be you?  Won’t it be you?  
Joaquin Phoenix/Casey Affleck "I’m Still Here" SPOILER ALERT! You now have no reason at all to see it.
Finally, Freakonomics: The Movie has announced a “pay what you want” Sneak Preview in select cities on September 22nd.  Go here to buy tickets.

To-Do Before The End of Your Day:

To-Do Before The End of Your Day:
Set your DVRs for 8am tomorrow morning to catch Mark Malkoff on the CBS Early Show to talk about his "5 Days In The Bathroom."
Look at some Unintentionally Inappropriate Saved By The Bell Screen Caps.
Today, in Will Forte sightings: patreeeek wins again.
Finally, look at the gorgeous poster that Howard Simpson created for our series My Damn Channel Presents: The Room.  If you’re in LA, you can attend a FREE screening of The Room, followed by Alfred Hitchcock’s Rear Window, and maybe you can buy one of these posters and give it to us as a present?

To-Do Before The End of Your Day:

To-Do Before The End of Your Day:
New Superego! Dr. Charlie Knight decides that Suicide is Bullshit.  
Get tix for Celebrity Autobiography LIVE as it kicks off its fall season with an evening at the 92nd Street Y this Sunday and next Monday back at its NYC home, the Triad.
Get ready for a big announcement from Twitter tonight!  Fail Whale redesign, perhaps?  Fingers crossed!
Finally, as Halloween approaches, let us take a moment to wonder why anyone in the world would think that "Slutty Cookie Monster" is a good idea. (above, via Best Week Ever)

To-Do Before The End of Your Day:

To-Do Before The End of Your Day:
Try to talk about the VMAs without mentioning The Meat Dress.  It’s difficult and depressing.
Write a letter of outrage to a Texas High School that suspended a boy on suspicion he was using marijuana because he came to school with bloodshot eyes.  Turns out the boy’s eyes were red because he had been crying about his murdered father.
New Yorkers: Gray’s Papaya hot dogs are now only 50 cents.  
Finally, check out some of the pieces that will be on display this week at Mr. Bill Murray: A Tribute to the Legend, an exhibit at R&R Gallery in LA.  The piece above, via Flavorwire, is done in the medium of “acrylic on skateboard.”

To-Do Before The End of Your Day:

To-Do Before The End of Your Day:
Watch part one of Mark Malkoff’s “5 Days In The Bathroom” internet detox video project!  Spoiler alert: he finds a way to have Chinese food delivered to his bathroom.
Google Scribe completes 10 famous movie quotes!  Or maybe not.
Guys, you’re right.  Women are judging you when you dance.
Finally, Newark, NJ mayor Cory Booker: Twitter, UR doin it rite.

To-Do Before The End of Your Day:

To-Do Before The End of Your Day:
Let Dr. Charlie Knight tell you about his predilection for prunes in new SUPEREGO!
New study says that happiness tops out at about $75K a year.  As writers who don’t make that much money, we say that we’d like to put that theory to the test.  You know, for science.
Wish You Were Here, Pink Floyd.  And by “here” we mean “available for purchase on Amazon or iTunes.”
You guys, James Franco is F**KING WITH ALL OF US.
Finally, the above image of Spock freaking out is from Star Trek: The Original Series 365, available for purchase on Amazon and about which we learned on Boing Boing.

To-Do Before The End of Your Day:

To-Do Before The End of Your Day:
Buy tickets for Monday’s ONE NIGHT ONLY SHOWING of The Big Uneasy, Harry Shearer’s documentary about who is really to blame for the floods in New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina.
It’s Emmys Weekend!  Will LOST win it all?  Will Glee steal the show?  Will Jimmy Fallon be able to keep a straight face through any of it?  Watch and see!
Kendra Wilkinson admits she was jailbait.
Finally, the next time you give a gift to someone, give them a card that tells them what you were really thinking when you bought it.  (above image via Better Living Through Design)
PS: Sorry we missed that To Do List yesterday.  Your My Damn Channel San Francisco representative/Tumblr writer was in Napa Valley and couldn’t get to a computer in time.  Jealous?

To-Do Before The End of Your Day:

  • Buy tickets for Monday’s ONE NIGHT ONLY SHOWING of The Big Uneasy, Harry Shearer’s documentary about who is really to blame for the floods in New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina.
  • It’s Emmys Weekend!  Will LOST win it all?  Will Glee steal the show?  Will Jimmy Fallon be able to keep a straight face through any of it?  Watch and see!
  • Kendra Wilkinson admits she was jailbait.
  • Finally, the next time you give a gift to someone, give them a card that tells them what you were really thinking when you bought it.  (above image via Better Living Through Design)

PS: Sorry we missed that To Do List yesterday.  Your My Damn Channel San Francisco representative/Tumblr writer was in Napa Valley and couldn’t get to a computer in time.  Jealous?