Ever wonder what it would be like to sunbathe by the West Side Highway?
BONUS footage from Mark Malkoff’s “Free Cab Rides!” Watch him #PutATonyDanzaOnIt one more time!
Thanks, for playing, @suzysuperstar!
Even sexier, no?
You just knew we were going to do this one, right?
Let’s not forget our inspiration for Put A Tony Danza On It: the incomparable, Free Cab Ride Giver, Mark Malkoff.
What if we, uh, GAVE you a Tony Danza head transparency so that you could “Put A Tony Danza On It” wherever you wanted? Would you do it?
And what if we—temporarily—opened submissions so you could auto-submit your own Put A Tony Danza On It post?
(For Reference, Watch THIS)
You know what would make that show “How To Make It In America” better?
Put A Tony Danza On It.
(We have a theme, today, see?)
You know what will help you get the image of Nancy Grace’s nipple out of your head?
Put A Tony Danza On It.
I think we understand why everyone’s so excited about the new Kindle Touch.
Jeff Bezos Put A Tony Danza On It.
“Put a Tony Danza on it.”
If Portland can put a bird on it, we can put a Tony Danza on it, right, NYC?
