It’s time to ask Chris Donahue for some Life Advice.
Here’s all your options!
Believe it Tara Sharpe, we’re on the big screen!
The 75 Best Twitter Accounts of 2012 - Paste »
Oh, hey. Our girl is on this list!!!
Kimberly Walters (@aRealLiveGhost) builds poems out of tweets from @horse_ebooks. She’s given us an exclusive series of them. Here’s the latest, a companion piece to this poem.
Original tweets: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.
Previously: Kimmy’s first poem for Slacktory.
Are you folllowing @NotAPoliceman on Twitter? You should be. He just wants to smoke a marijuana cigarette with his fellow teenagers. He has a mustache.
Check out our favorite of his tweets, then obviously go follow him on Twitter.
(via luckylights)
Post Office Queues and The Real Jon Daly (by MyDamnChannel)
Not that John Daly, THAT Jon Daly!
TWEET SEX - Linked Out (by MyDamnChannel)
Ever live tweeted sexy time? These guys have.
What Your Favorite iPhone App Says About You »
This list is massive. Fifty-eight app jokes in total. It’s like this could be a novelty Twitter account, but no, it’s an easy-to-read text post without the bullshit of making you wait for all the jokes to slowly trickle out.
Some of my favorites:
- Flashlight: You’ve been planning a camping trip for two years.
- The Weather Channel: When the street gets wet, so do you.
- Twitter: You are super-up-to-date on celebrity deaths, arguments, and endings to TV shows you intended to watch on Netflix Instant next year.
- LinkedIn: You own non-ironic motivational posters.
- Pandora: You are a Thai restaurant.
